I got meta a copy of iLife/Garageband for Valentine's Day. Before you criticize my romantic nature, she did say that "the most romantic thing [she] could think of was a scanner and some midi composition software," and she already has a scanner.

Now I just have to figure out how to sneak my guitar over to her apartment, co-opt her computer, compose and record my demo, and launch my music career. I'm sure she won't mind, and I'll even let her perform on a track or two.